Janet Collins
Billy MYour Star Sign Profiles are Ready !!
January 31st 2007 02:01
Quick and snappy star sign profiles for everyone wanting to know what's going for them in 2007... All of this information is based on my own "spiritual readings" and the stuff I got from Famous' Website
Aquarius: You seek to understand life's mysteries. You should be married to Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, depending on your gender preference. A great thinker, an amiable person - you may one day work for Greenpeace ! Japan - you'll rue the day(s) you shot those whales !!
Pisces: The fish ! Famous says that you will marry a cosmetic plastic surgeon... Your major goal is feel at one with the universe and connecting with people. You will live out your dreams in reality and become the Paris Hiltons and Meg Ryans of tomorrow.
Aries: You have a red Ferrari in the garage... Don't understand that, but anyway... You love Gucci and love the thrill of the moment ! You're outgoing and you show rather than tell. What better way to stick up the boss than start your own rival company ! That's right up your ally !!
Taurus: ( That's ME ! ) Us Taurians desire emotional and financial security. We have Paris Hilton-style bank accounts. Cool, collected socialites, but we can have a reputation for being boring. Consider investing in stocks, or committing high-end corporate crimes. No doubt, we can pull it off.
Gemini: The conjoined twins ! Thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. You are a multi-faceted soul who enjoys a good party and needs to be the centre of attention. After a few cosmopolitans, you and Pisces are WILD !! In 2007, lay off the vodka and perhaps become a kindergarten teacher !
Cancer: You need constant reassurance and intimacy, but you will one day be famous for being beautiful... ( I need to lay off Famous, every reading is the same !! ) You're a bundle of contradictions and will struggle through many phases in life. Don't worry, you will most likely work a Government job, rake in the dough and sign a prenup to ensure either romance or wealth - whatever the cirumstance !!
Okay, that's half of the readings. I am losing connection with the ethereal and will have more crazy readings for you tomorrow. Sadly, they will not be from Famous. I think they may have just made everything up... Still visit their website if you want your star sign profile and join me tomorrow if you were born late July to early January.
Aquarius: You seek to understand life's mysteries. You should be married to Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, depending on your gender preference. A great thinker, an amiable person - you may one day work for Greenpeace ! Japan - you'll rue the day(s) you shot those whales !!
Pisces: The fish ! Famous says that you will marry a cosmetic plastic surgeon... Your major goal is feel at one with the universe and connecting with people. You will live out your dreams in reality and become the Paris Hiltons and Meg Ryans of tomorrow.
Aries: You have a red Ferrari in the garage... Don't understand that, but anyway... You love Gucci and love the thrill of the moment ! You're outgoing and you show rather than tell. What better way to stick up the boss than start your own rival company ! That's right up your ally !!
It's me, in statue astro form !!
Gemini: The conjoined twins ! Thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. You are a multi-faceted soul who enjoys a good party and needs to be the centre of attention. After a few cosmopolitans, you and Pisces are WILD !! In 2007, lay off the vodka and perhaps become a kindergarten teacher !
Cancer: You need constant reassurance and intimacy, but you will one day be famous for being beautiful... ( I need to lay off Famous, every reading is the same !! ) You're a bundle of contradictions and will struggle through many phases in life. Don't worry, you will most likely work a Government job, rake in the dough and sign a prenup to ensure either romance or wealth - whatever the cirumstance !!
Okay, that's half of the readings. I am losing connection with the ethereal and will have more crazy readings for you tomorrow. Sadly, they will not be from Famous. I think they may have just made everything up... Still visit their website if you want your star sign profile and join me tomorrow if you were born late July to early January.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Those are hilarious!
I'll have to wait till tomorrow for my star sign. Actually I might have to go over to Famous and check mine out (I've never been good at waiting).
Great couple of posts today!
Kylie
Comment by AnthonyB
Let me know what you thought of your profile. I hope you're not Scorpio or Capricorn. You won't like those ones. Famous a nutty magazine, but I suppose what they have to say is interesting.
Thanks for the compliment and the visit !
- Anthony