Janet Collins
Billy MSexy Sexy Neil
October 17th 2007 13:01
"Neil is a sexy fox".
That's what an ex-University colleague said to me one night, as we bitched, whined and complained about the Village Baker's Delight. Did I mention she works 6 - 9 weekdays baking your block loaf under the pseudonym "Sci Fi Fan #1" ?
But is Neil really a sexy fox?
Well, Neil is an interesting specimen, the object of my good friend's desire. Sci Fi Fan #1 was born Katherine Alabrandi in Ballarat, Victoria on the 3rd of September 1987. She is 20 in 2 weeks - maybe even less. Alabrandi is now a sophomore, drafted by La Trobe University's Media department at the tender age of 18, having scored exceptional results in her final year of high school studies, making her the most sought after talent in 2005's nationwide tertiary draft.
Possessing bushleague determination, terrific work ethic and a hard nose for assignments, Alabrandi is set to become a contender for Channel's Nine's coveted anchorperson scholarship. In a recent interview, Alabrandii said "That way I don't have to pay for it" despite having spent $200 on Macromedia's Dreamweaver 8 package a day prior. When questioned by aspiring police regarding the purchase, Alabrandi allegedly sighed "oh, Roger Federer, how hot is he? He's hot. I love the dark hair"
The moral of the story? Katie Alabrandi is a confused young woman. And Neil? He's still living off a steady diet of McDonalds, Trumpet and Hungry Jacks.
That's what an ex-University colleague said to me one night, as we bitched, whined and complained about the Village Baker's Delight. Did I mention she works 6 - 9 weekdays baking your block loaf under the pseudonym "Sci Fi Fan #1" ?
But is Neil really a sexy fox?
Well, Neil is an interesting specimen, the object of my good friend's desire. Sci Fi Fan #1 was born Katherine Alabrandi in Ballarat, Victoria on the 3rd of September 1987. She is 20 in 2 weeks - maybe even less. Alabrandi is now a sophomore, drafted by La Trobe University's Media department at the tender age of 18, having scored exceptional results in her final year of high school studies, making her the most sought after talent in 2005's nationwide tertiary draft.
Possessing bushleague determination, terrific work ethic and a hard nose for assignments, Alabrandi is set to become a contender for Channel's Nine's coveted anchorperson scholarship. In a recent interview, Alabrandii said "That way I don't have to pay for it" despite having spent $200 on Macromedia's Dreamweaver 8 package a day prior. When questioned by aspiring police regarding the purchase, Alabrandi allegedly sighed "oh, Roger Federer, how hot is he? He's hot. I love the dark hair"
The moral of the story? Katie Alabrandi is a confused young woman. And Neil? He's still living off a steady diet of McDonalds, Trumpet and Hungry Jacks.
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