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Christmas Time Has Come Again!

April 13th 2007 07:42

Prepare for santa!

Well, we’ve got through the slightly less exciting festive holiday, now it’s time to prepare for Christmas. Why not buy your gifts now? Begin decorating the tree. Remember, the early bird gets to enjoy December sleep-ins. While your friends are frantically panicking through crowded shopping centers and desperately looking for last minute batteries, you can relax in the knowledge that everything was organized nine months in advance. Start wishing your family festive cheer, so to avoid the arduous task later. Merry Christmas to all.

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Comment by Haletime

April 14th 2007 07:27

Good idea billy. But what happens if you buy a present for someone and 9 months later you hate them? What if they've slept with your wife or something? You've got a great present that has to be palmed off somewhere else.

Merry christmas though! I'm off to do some shopping!

Comment by Billy M

April 15th 2007 07:40

Hi Mr. Hale, you certainly raise some interesting issues. If the person has slept with your wife, I suggest sabotaging the present, re-wrapping it and then quietly chuckling when they are unable to adjust the volume on the FM dial. If you don’t want to give them anything, keep the gift for yourself. It might be a reminder of emotional devastation, but at least you have a brand new portable radio – don’t sabotage the volume if this is the case.

Comment by KylieW

April 16th 2007 03:28

Celebrity Obsession

Every year I promise myself I'll start my xmas shopping before Dec 20th,.....and yet it rarely happens.

I used to work with a lady who did her xmas shoppin throughout the year. Except she'd get to December and work out what she'd bought and discovered that she'd bought 3 things for one person without realising it, nothing for others....and still had to run round buying stuff at the last minute (which made me feel infinitely better about my general disorganisation).